Romance:Why The Signs Can’t Dance To It

Arians are too aggressive too fast and are too impatient for an answer immediately.They mow down the other.They are a cardinal sign,ruled by the planet of aggression,Mars.
Taureans are suspicious of weird things the other person is not doing and clueless about who they actually are,because Taurus is a fixed sign and fixed signs keep a dome around their heads:they dislike going outside themselves.The other fixed signs being:Leo,Scorpio and Aquarius.
Geminis are looking for the soulmate who never comes,because they love themselves and are their own twin,like the other mutable signs:Virgo,SagitarIus and Pisces.
They stay in a whirring Peter Pan process of evaluatiing all and find themselves suddenly old,with an aging childish face.
Cancers,the moody cardinal sign scare their beloved to death with their empathy and because they are cardinal,want the other to tell them how they feel,when the other does not yet know.
Leos,have the dome of themselves which never lifts off their heads so they can pick up the other,require an insane amount of flattery and make their decisions in romance at the speed of mud.
Virgos meet themselves in the mirror and seek the mate which will be their:”better half”.This,of course,is complete twaddle.In the meantime,while the process of evaluation taking place occurs,until they have their teeth in a glass,the Virgo makes sure too stay “free of entanglements”.
They probably have lots of superfical sex because they need it to calm down their nervous systems or drink their livers to extinction.
Libras,the nasty nice sign flash their dimples and smile romance to death.They are so bossy,in a passive aggressive way,that,the other walks off forever,furious at the seamless wall of falsity the Libran has put up to maintain control.
Scorpios,another fixed sign with a dome,wear the other out from their continous need to control virtually everything,have sex for purposes of making the other person finally become their possesion and then continue the long march of despair that they are so famous for.They are drama queens of the first water and give depression a bad name,because all of us get so bored with the tempest du jour.
Sagittarians are Peter Pan on a horse.They wear out their beloved being upbeat and positive about idealistic situations which simply don’t exist.
When the going gets tough,they run away,or tell the beloved to lighten up while they romance another at the same time,because they don’t want life to be a drag.
Capricorns,the cardinal sign from hell,bore the beloved because they are stingier then any other sign,put an inappropriate person on a pedestal,who proceeds to demean them and are boring because they are always depressed about money.
Aquarians speak about:”humanity” but are not humaine because they have the dome of the other fixed sign and have no time for others,only causes that puff them up with pride,Leo is the opposite polarity to Aqaurius and is contained in it.
Piscians,the supposedly empathic sign are mutable,so they also ressmble Peter Pan in that they believe they will never age and refuse to commit.Normally dating mutiple partners,sometimes in menages of infinite mergings.Is this good?You decide.
My point with this,and yes I am generalizing is that romance is a language and a good astrologer can help the couple,at least understand what the words of it are.This is not a small thing.


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