Published 4 Aug 2024 • Updated 8 Aug 2024
Romance Why The Signs Can Not Dance To It
Arians are too aggressive too fast and are too impatient for an answer immediately. They mow down the other. They are a cardinal sign, ruled by the planet of aggression, Mars.
Taureans are suspicious of weird things the other person is not doing and clueless about who they actually are, because Taurus is a fixed sign and fixed signs keep a dome around their heads: They dislike going outside themselves. The other fixed signs are Leo, Scorpio and Aquarius.
Geminis are looking for the soulmate who never comes, because they love themselves and are their own twin, like the other mutable signs Virgo, Saggitarius and Pisces. They stay in a whirring, ‘Peter Pan’ process of evaluatiing all and find themselves suddenly old, with an aging childish face.
Cancers, the moody cardinal sign scare their beloved to death with their empathy, and, because they are cardinal, want the other to tell them how they feel even when the other does not yet know.
Leos have the dome of themselves which never lifts off their heads so they can pick up the other, require an insane amount of flattery and make their decisions in romance at the speed of mud.
Virgos meet themselves in the mirror and seek the mate which will be their “better half”. This, of course, is complete twaddle. In the meantime, while the process of ‘evaluation underway’ occurs, until they have their teeth in a glass, the Virgo makes sure too stay “free of entanglements”. They may have lots of superfical sex because they need it to calm down their nervous systems or drink their livers to extinction.
Libras, the nasty-nice sign, flash their dimples and smile romance to death. They are so bossy, in a passive-aggressive way, that the other walks off forever, furious at the seamless wall of falsity the Libran has put up to maintain control.
Scorpios, another fixed sign with a dome, wear-out the other from their continous need to control virtually everything, have sex for purposes of making the other person finally become their possesion, and then continue the long march of despair that they are so famous for. They are drama queens of the first water and give depression a bad name because all of us get so bored with their ‘tempest du jour;.
Sagittarians are Peter Pan on a horse: They wear out their beloved being upbeat and positive about idealistic situations which simply don’t exist, or else combative to its own point. When the going [inevitably] gets tough, they shy away or tell their beloved to lighten up while they romance another at the same time, because they don’t want life to be a drag.
Capricorns, the cardinal sign from hell, bore their beloved because they are stingier then any other sign, put an inappropriate person on a pedestal ( who proceeds to demean them), and are boring because they are always depressed about money.
Aquarians speak about “humanity” but are not humane because they have the dome of the other fixed sign and have no time for others but rather only causes that puff them up with pride. Leo is the opposite polarity to Aqaurius and is contained in it.
Piscians, the supposedly empathic sign, are mutable so they also resemble Peter Pan in that they believe they will never age and refuse to commit. They can date mutiple partners at once, sometimes in menages of infinite mergings. Is this good? You decide.
My point with this — and yes, I am generalizing — is that romance is a language, and a good astrologer can help the couple to at least understand what the words of it are. Such is no small thing.
